Pe Lover Prints

'Sorry, you're not sadistic enough to be a P.E. teacher!'

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

The Life of Pi

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Where Indian ink came from.

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"I think we may be related!"

Best Before 5th Pint.

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"They look like pickles."

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'You can't come in here with that.'

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"I might just get a pie."

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

Pie Charts, Inc.

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

His & hers towels.

"You lack spontaniety."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

Pint

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

'Professor Higgenbottom will have the number π and I'll have the number √-i.'

"Habanero ..."

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

Moon Pies.

'Just too many choices.'

I'm home! Where are my pipe and slippers? At the tobacco shop and the shoe store, respectively.

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

It's National Pie Day! Let's celebrate.

Man with pirate eye patch and bandana giving a lecture

"Keep your guard up and don't hold your punches. Whatever you do, watch out for his right hook!"