Ramen Lover Pillows

"The Maruchan Candidate"

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'Your French dip, sir.'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Steak Ted?'

German Expressionist Breakfast

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Rump roast?"

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

Advocado

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

I love Cannelloni

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

Cow of BEEF

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!