Ramen Lover Mugs

"The Maruchan Candidate"

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'Your French dip, sir.'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Steak Ted?'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

German Expressionist Breakfast

"Rump roast?"

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

Advocado

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

I love Cannelloni

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.