Ramen Enthusiast Mugs

"Aim for the ramen!"

'True, free Top Ramen isn't much of a grant - in - aid, but it's better than nothing.'

'How romantic.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Important Food Groups

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

Doughboy Dad

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

Cheese

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

The Aisle

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

'You can't have a drumstick because this is roast beef.'

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

Family Butcher.

*=Hotdog

You've been found guilty by a jury of your peers -- You're toast fella!

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.

Early Morning Roll Call.

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."