Ramen Enthusiast Gifts

"Aim for the ramen!"

'How romantic.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Important Food Groups

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

Cheese

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

Doughboy Dad

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

'You can't have a drumstick because this is roast beef.'

Family Butcher.

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

The Aisle

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

*=Hotdog

I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

Early Morning Roll Call.

'In case of emergency, break glass.'

Come dine with me!