Roasted Meat Aficionado Gifts

Ground Game!

Important Food Groups

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

'You can't have a drumstick because this is roast beef.'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

"A little lamb please."

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

*=Hotdog

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

Family Butcher.

I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.

"Veal or non-veal?"

Down on Her.

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

Pigs at butcher: 'One day son, all this will be you..'

"Appetizer is almost done."

Cooked rare.

"All I've got left is smoked."

Zombie Pulse Eating Vegans.

Nothing sweeter than seeing an old couple holding hams.

"It says it's 100% ground beef. Only bones, brains, butts and eyeballs. Absolutely no pink slime added..."

'Just between you and me, Mrs Frobish, how'd you like the lowdown on what's really in knockwurst?'

'Bovine Growth Hormone.'

Vlad the Impaler - The Later Years.

Low Carb Dieter Birthdays - diving for meat from the pinata.

"Bull, 6 cents a pound"

'I didn't say I wanted my beef on the side. I said I wanted a side of beef.'

'But darling, he doesn't kill the cows.'

"Everything here is very fresh."

Too rare perhaps?