Roasted Meat Aficionado Pillows

Ground Game!

Important Food Groups

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

'You can't have a drumstick because this is roast beef.'

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

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Family Butcher.

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"A little lamb please."

I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.

"Veal or non-veal?"

Down on Her.

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

Pigs at butcher: 'One day son, all this will be you..'

"Appetizer is almost done."

"All I've got left is smoked."

Zombie Pulse Eating Vegans.

'Just between you and me, Mrs Frobish, how'd you like the lowdown on what's really in knockwurst?'

Nothing sweeter than seeing an old couple holding hams.

Cooked rare.

"It says it's 100% ground beef. Only bones, brains, butts and eyeballs. Absolutely no pink slime added..."

'Bovine Growth Hormone.'

Vlad the Impaler - The Later Years.

'I didn't say I wanted my beef on the side. I said I wanted a side of beef.'

"Everything here is very fresh."

'But darling, he doesn't kill the cows.'

Too rare perhaps?

"Bull, 6 cents a pound"

Sausage