Meat-feast Aficionado Pillows

A tiny dog watches the big dogs eat meat.

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Important Food Groups

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

Church Basement Foodie

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"I say we move on to dessert."

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

*=Hotdog

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

Family Butcher.

"Bad news, sir. The public isn't buying our new Pork Ala King."

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

Down on Her.

"Veal or non-veal?"

"I know I have the body of a weak and feeble woman but, hang on a minute, I'm pretty sure I have the heart and stomach of a king, too..."

Pigs at butcher: 'One day son, all this will be you..'

"Appetizer is almost done."

"You'd think over the years one or two of them would catch on."

"It says it's 100% ground beef. Only bones, brains, butts and eyeballs. Absolutely no pink slime added..."

Cooked rare.

Zombie Pulse Eating Vegans.

'Just between you and me, Mrs Frobish, how'd you like the lowdown on what's really in knockwurst?'

'Noah, your arc ruse was a great success. This was the best feast ever.'