Meat-feast Aficionado Gifts

A tiny dog watches the big dogs eat meat.

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Important Food Groups

Church Basement Foodie

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"I say we move on to dessert."

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

*=Hotdog

Family Butcher.

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"Bad news, sir. The public isn't buying our new Pork Ala King."

I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

"I know I have the body of a weak and feeble woman but, hang on a minute, I'm pretty sure I have the heart and stomach of a king, too..."

"Veal or non-veal?"

Down on Her.

Pigs at butcher: 'One day son, all this will be you..'

"Appetizer is almost done."

"It says it's 100% ground beef. Only bones, brains, butts and eyeballs. Absolutely no pink slime added..."

"You'd think over the years one or two of them would catch on."

'Noah, your arc ruse was a great success. This was the best feast ever.'

Cooked rare.

'Just between you and me, Mrs Frobish, how'd you like the lowdown on what's really in knockwurst?'

Nothing sweeter than seeing an old couple holding hams.