
Steak
Looking for a gift that truly sizzles for a red meat aficionado? Our collection features fun, bite-sized humor and creative designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate the love of all things meat. Whether it's for a seasoned chef or a barbecue fanatic, these products are crafted to delight meat lovers and add a humorous touch to any kitchen, man cave, or dining area.
Steak
'Steak Ted?'
'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'
'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'
"Rump roast?"
"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."
Important Food Groups
'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'
"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."
"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."
6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue
"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."
Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.
Cow of BEEF
"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"
"What do you have that won't kill me?"
Would you mind putting the barbecue out?
"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."
A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat
"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."
Platter confusion.
"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"
'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'
"I assume you're on the paleo diet."
Family Butcher.
"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."
'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'
I don
"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."
"Oooh... bacon!"
"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"
*=Hotdog
'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'
'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'
Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.
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