Marzipan Lover Pillows

'How was I to know that you don't like Marzipan?'

I love my Timpani

Baker Romance

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

Serenading

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

'Ooooo...I ate it too fast. Brain freeze.'

"Habanero ..."

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

Sergei Taneyev

Louise Farrenc

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

Nocturne

Cornucopia

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

"In conclusion , I'll replay the notes I played incorrectly. There was an F sharp, two E flats, a G..."

Shrimp cook

"I won't lie to you: It was quite an ordeal to move the upright piano in..."

"You'll really like this next song. I wrote it specifically to be a ring tone!"

Robert Schumann

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

"This next work was written at the height of romanticism - in fact it would help if the attractive lady in row 3 were to join me on the stool."

"Heh, Trump likes his steaks well done with ketchup. Jesus."

A giraffe in a hat

Lovers playing the piano

Frederic Chopin.

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

F. Chopin