Marzipan Lover Prints

'How was I to know that you don't like Marzipan?'

I love my Timpani

Baker Romance

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

Serenading

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

"Habanero ..."

Sergei Taneyev

'Ooooo...I ate it too fast. Brain freeze.'

Louise Farrenc

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

Dave Brubeck

Nocturne

Cornucopia

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

"In conclusion , I'll replay the notes I played incorrectly. There was an F sharp, two E flats, a G..."

"You'll really like this next song. I wrote it specifically to be a ring tone!"

Shrimp cook

"I won't lie to you: It was quite an ordeal to move the upright piano in..."

"Heh, Trump likes his steaks well done with ketchup. Jesus."

A giraffe in a hat

Frederic Chopin.

Robert Schumann

Lovers playing the piano

Ludwig van Beethoven

F. Chopin

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

"This next work was written at the height of romanticism - in fact it would help if the attractive lady in row 3 were to join me on the stool."

"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."