Marzipan Enthusiast Pillows

"It's marzipan pigs."

City Zoo: Day Care

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

'Do you have any catsup?'

A mother and baby elephant

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Audio Books

A Macaroni in 1772

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

Cheese

Woman looking into a mirror

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

Thug life on safari.

Why kangaroos hate birthday parties.

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

The Litany Of Fun

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

Clandestine cows.

"Whiplash..."

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'