Mariachi Enthusiast Pillows

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

"A word to the wise - he's sick of 'La Bamba'."

"Baldo. My name is El Muerto. I have a message for you...from the afterlife."

Mardi Gras

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

Marimba

He kept up his guitar practise...

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Trump! The Musical

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Piano Recital

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Rap music

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

Serenading

Guitar Man.

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

Cossack dancers

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.