Ketchup Lover Pillows

'I don't suppose you have a bottle of ketchup, do you, Dad?'

"Heh, Trump likes his steaks well done with ketchup. Jesus."

'She's going to eat this with relish. Come to think about it, we'd better bring the ketchup too.'

'Do you have any catsup?'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Flying sauces.

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

First love.

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

'It feels warm enough to me.'

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

"Habanero ..."

What's the insect de jour?

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

"Ah — excellent catsup."

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

'To better prepare you for the future, I've replaced the letters in your alphabet soup with Chinese ones.'

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

What's Their Secret?

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

'Waiter, there's a cell phone in my soup.'