Ketchup Aficionados Pillows

'If only you would let me cover this Tofu-vegetables stuff with ketchup, it would at least LOOK like real food...'

'Do you have any catsup?'

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Flying sauces.

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

"Ah — excellent catsup."

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

What's Their Secret?

"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

"Heh, Trump likes his steaks well done with ketchup. Jesus."

"As one of the best forwarders in the world you can sign any advertising contract you want, but..."

The Adventures of Morton - Sensitive skin.

'Pass the ketch up dear.'

"Now dear...remember the sermon on PATIENCE..."

'Ketchup? You know that's an insult to the chef, right?'

"Their chef makes an AMAZING hot sauce."

Wanted - for cow rustling, gun fighting and high levels of starchiness.

"Well, I don't care if it is some kind of fancy-schmancy restaurant...if I want ketchup, I'm gonna get ketchup!"

'May I recommend the ketchup '06,sir?'

"Run to the store and buy me a tub of ketchup!"

Fisherman applies 'Catch Up' to shook

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

'That's the last time I ask the Walkers to dinner. They offered to bring the ketchup.'

Snorkling in the soup

Queen Victoria having a barbecue using BBQ sauce

"It's called 'Mom's spinach casserole'."