Ketchup Aficionados Prints

'If only you would let me cover this Tofu-vegetables stuff with ketchup, it would at least LOOK like real food...'

'Do you have any catsup?'

Flying sauces.

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Ah — excellent catsup."

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

Dave's Hamburger Shop

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

What's Their Secret?

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

"As one of the best forwarders in the world you can sign any advertising contract you want, but..."

"Heh, Trump likes his steaks well done with ketchup. Jesus."

"Now dear...remember the sermon on PATIENCE..."

Maybe you would have less of a problem with flies in your soup if you didn't have landing strips attached to your bowls.

I love this age: Old enough to know better, young enough to get away with it. Ketchup.

The Adventures of Morton - Sensitive skin.

"Their chef makes an AMAZING hot sauce."

'Ketchup? You know that's an insult to the chef, right?'

'Pass the ketch up dear.'

Wanted - for cow rustling, gun fighting and high levels of starchiness.

'May I recommend the ketchup '06,sir?'

"Well, I don't care if it is some kind of fancy-schmancy restaurant...if I want ketchup, I'm gonna get ketchup!"

'That's the last time I ask the Walkers to dinner. They offered to bring the ketchup.'

Fisherman applies 'Catch Up' to shook

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

Snorkling in the soup

"Run to the store and buy me a tub of ketchup!"

Queen Victoria having a barbecue using BBQ sauce