Ketchup Connoisseurs Prints

'Pass the ketch up dear.'

'Do you have any catsup?'

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Flying sauces.

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Ah — excellent catsup."

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

Dave's Hamburger Shop

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

What's Their Secret?

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

"As one of the best forwarders in the world you can sign any advertising contract you want, but..."

"Heh, Trump likes his steaks well done with ketchup. Jesus."

Sauce close to the PM.

'Mmmm. How do you get the custard so creamy? You must give me the recipie!'

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

The cake diet.

"Why, thank you, sweetheart!"

"Now dear...remember the sermon on PATIENCE..."

'Ketchup? You know that's an insult to the chef, right?'

"Hey, buddy. I seeka da mayo."