Ketchup Connaisseur Prints

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

'Do you have any catsup?'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"The meatloaf just tapped S.O.S. in Morse code."

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Flying sauces.

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"Ah — excellent catsup."

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

What's Their Secret?

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

"As one of the best forwarders in the world you can sign any advertising contract you want, but..."

"Heh, Trump likes his steaks well done with ketchup. Jesus."

Sauce close to the PM.

I love this age: Old enough to know better, young enough to get away with it. Ketchup.

"Now dear...remember the sermon on PATIENCE..."

'HEY,no Tongue!'

'Pass the ketch up dear.'

'If only you would let me cover this Tofu-vegetables stuff with ketchup, it would at least LOOK like real food...'

'Ketchup? You know that's an insult to the chef, right?'

"Well, I don't care if it is some kind of fancy-schmancy restaurant...if I want ketchup, I'm gonna get ketchup!"

'May I recommend the ketchup '06,sir?'

"Run to the store and buy me a tub of ketchup!"

Wordilly Durdillies - Saucy monkey

"That's such a clever title: I love a good pun..."

Fisherman applies 'Catch Up' to shook

'That's the last time I ask the Walkers to dinner. They offered to bring the ketchup.'