Ketchup Connaisseur Mugs

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'Do you have any catsup?'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Flying sauces.

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"Ah — excellent catsup."

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

What's Their Secret?

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

Sauce close to the PM.

"As one of the best forwarders in the world you can sign any advertising contract you want, but..."

"Heh, Trump likes his steaks well done with ketchup. Jesus."

'HEY,no Tongue!'

'If only you would let me cover this Tofu-vegetables stuff with ketchup, it would at least LOOK like real food...'

"Now dear...remember the sermon on PATIENCE..."

'Ketchup? You know that's an insult to the chef, right?'

'Pass the ketch up dear.'

"Well, I don't care if it is some kind of fancy-schmancy restaurant...if I want ketchup, I'm gonna get ketchup!"

'May I recommend the ketchup '06,sir?'

"That's such a clever title: I love a good pun..."

Wordilly Durdillies - Saucy monkey

'That's the last time I ask the Walkers to dinner. They offered to bring the ketchup.'

"Run to the store and buy me a tub of ketchup!"

Fisherman applies 'Catch Up' to shook

"It's called 'Mom's spinach casserole'."