Ketchup Enthusiasts Prints

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'Do you have any catsup?'

Flying sauces.

Church Basement Foodie

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

"Ah — excellent catsup."

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

"Welcome to the Bermudez family Christmas party!"

What's Their Secret?

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

"Heh, Trump likes his steaks well done with ketchup. Jesus."

"As one of the best forwarders in the world you can sign any advertising contract you want, but..."

"I like that you all brought enthusiasm, but did anyone bring food?"

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

'Ketchup? You know that's an insult to the chef, right?'

"Now dear...remember the sermon on PATIENCE..."

'I dabble in stocks all the time. Beef, chicken, and vegetable.'

'Pass the ketch up dear.'

"Hey, buddy. I seeka da mayo."