Parmesan Lover Gifts

"You'll like this cheese on your spaghetti. It smells like feet."

"Just be yourself."

'Your French dip, sir.'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

I love Cannelloni

Peel poker.

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

Cheese

Baker Romance

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

Al Dante

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

A man and baby wearing bibs

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."