Panache Lover Gifts

Life of Riley #4: Panache.

"Just be yourself."

The Fourth Little Pig

Is that pancake ready yet?

"What we didn't have but obviously needed was an alarmist."

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."

With Compliments

"We need to cut costs, so I will show good leadership and will not drink champagne for lunch everyday. I will drink Prosecco instead."

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

Champagne

Wine at the Bar

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

Happy St Pancakes Day

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

"Someone has eaten our porridge, let's have pancakes."

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

Banana Yoga

Time for pancakes!

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

'So why do you need a ladder to eat a pancake'

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

The Waiter

A man flips a pancake onto a child's head

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"