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Life of Riley #4: Panache.

"Just be yourself."

The Fourth Little Pig

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

Is that pancake ready yet?

Peel poker.

"What we didn't have but obviously needed was an alarmist."

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

With Compliments

"We need to cut costs, so I will show good leadership and will not drink champagne for lunch everyday. I will drink Prosecco instead."

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

Champagne

Happy St Pancakes Day

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

Wine at the Bar

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

"Someone has eaten our porridge, let's have pancakes."

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

Banana Yoga

Time for pancakes!

'Would you folks care for some fresh maple syrup on your pancakes?'

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

A man flips a pancake onto a child's head

The Waiter

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

'So why do you need a ladder to eat a pancake'