'For the life of me, I have no idea how he ties that.'
Poodle With Panache Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the unique charm and flair of a creative poodle? Our collection features witty mugs, fashionable t-shirts, plush pillows, and stunning prints, perfect for dog lovers who appreciate a touch of elegance and humor in their decor and wardrobe.
"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."
Owner Looks Like Poodle.
Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.
Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .
"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"
"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."
"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!"
Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle
I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.
'Hey Are you sniffing at my girlfriend's ae'
"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."
"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"
"A poodle? It's sort of a dog with an afro."
"Wanna go out?"
"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."
Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle
An inbred poodle.
"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."
A perm for a woman and her dog.
''Pet of the Year', That's me!'
"I'm about ready to forgive the French."
'Not funny, Lulu!'
'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '
"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"
Every year, the poodleboys gather to test their skills in the Beverly Kills Rodeo Championships.
'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'
'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'
Best in Heat.
'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.
'I suggest you reconsider your approach to responsible dog breeding.'
Non-working dog, please help
The poodle plague of 1712 crippled France's overpriced dog industry for decades.
A new stylist, with fussing and savoury biscuits. . . but overall, Bev was very happy with the result!!
'At least when they shear you, they finish the job... Look at me! I look ridiculous...'
Poodle With Panache Gifts Collection
Poodle With Panache Mugs
Explore our full range of poodle with panache mugs and find the perfect humorous or chic design for your morning routine.
Poodle With Panache Pillows
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Poodle With Panache Prints
Browse our collection of poodle with panache prints to add artful character and whimsy to your living space.
Poodle With Panache T-Shirts
Discover stylish poodle with panache t-shirts that showcase your love for this elegant breed with a playful twist.