Prosecco Enthusiast Pillows

'I should have told you, every Friday senior partners get to do the Prosecco Polonaise.'

"It seems legislation against airbourne Prosecco snatchers is still in the committee stage."

Prosecco Drinker

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Cycling with a harp case

The star hunters

Knight in shining Lycra!

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

The trim reaper

Bradley Wiggins

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

Prosecco Peacock

Chris Froome

Baby in Bike Basket

Thursday is the new Friday

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..."

Green Bike

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

'It's a spork!'

A tricycle and a unicycle mate and give birth to a bicycle.

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

Tandem Stoker Not Pedaling.

'The lunch menu has sure picked up since they built the alfresco area.'

'It has ten speeds but only one has been used.'

Darwin said it is Survival of the Fittest.

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

"You're spoiling that dog!"

'You should all be wearing helmets'

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

"I'm worried you're not getting enough fruit and vegetables."

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."