Prosecco Enthusiast Pillows

'I should have told you, every Friday senior partners get to do the Prosecco Polonaise.'

"It seems legislation against airbourne Prosecco snatchers is still in the committee stage."

Prosecco Drinker

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Cycling with a harp case

The star hunters

Knight in shining Lycra!

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

The trim reaper

Bradley Wiggins

Prosecco Peacock

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

Baby in Bike Basket

Thursday is the new Friday

Very drunk professional cyclist

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

Green Bike

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..."

A tricycle and a unicycle mate and give birth to a bicycle.

Tandem Stoker Not Pedaling.

'The lunch menu has sure picked up since they built the alfresco area.'

'It has ten speeds but only one has been used.'

Darwin said it is Survival of the Fittest.

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

"You're spoiling that dog!"

'You should all be wearing helmets'

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

Cyclist

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."