Prosecco Promoter Gifts

"Prosecco - the bottled beer of sparkling wine."

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

Prosecco Peacock

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Thursday is the new Friday

'I should have told you, every Friday senior partners get to do the Prosecco Polonaise.'

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

Club DJ.

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

Neverending Task.

"Sure I'd love to buy thirty thousand subscriptions."

Prosecco Drinker

"Telephone call for you, it's the Bank Manager."

Employment Dept. Fill Out Job Applications Here. This application form has too much space for "work experience" and not enough for "leisure activities."

"Get with it, darling, Wednesday is the new Friday."

THE RISE OF WOMEN'S BOXING

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

The Supreme Court and the March of Progress

In the interest of the environment, no plastic bags issued with purchases.

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

"So much for that publicity stunt."

"Remember to keep hydrated, tell me when you want more Prosecco."

Oli was a walking advertisement for thickening & revitalizing shampoos & conditioners.

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

"I hear good things about you from your publicist."

Manager: 'EXCELLENT promoting Jan! It's another RECORD crowd!'

'Looks like the milk depot are doing a promotion on fireworks again.'

If Bernie Ecclestone does not get his pound of flesh from Montreal, the Canadian Grand Prix will not roll.

Plastic bag leaves

"Boy - Talk about exclusive!"

"It seems legislation against airbourne Prosecco snatchers is still in the committee stage."

"It's not a shawl, hombre - it's a hand-woven poncho."