Pepper Spray Promoter Gifts

"Seriously, I think you should just buy pepper spray."

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Bees v Wasps

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

Make love not war

Neverending Task.

"Sure I'd love to buy thirty thousand subscriptions."

An honesty of agents

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

'The Amaryllis and the carpenter bee have a symbiotic relationship. That means they're best buddies.'

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

"So much for that publicity stunt."

Archers.

"We're going paperless, so we'll have to find you another office."

What about the company car you promised?

'He's got laryngitis. I'll have to speak for him.'

Cats-can-sell anything advertising agency.

"That's your solution for everything isn't it, Max? More pepper."

"She attended the Tia Carmen medical school."

Oli was a walking advertisement for thickening & revitalizing shampoos & conditioners.

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

"I hear good things about you from your publicist."

Hold on

Manager: 'EXCELLENT promoting Jan! It's another RECORD crowd!'

Hello. I'm in your neighborhood to raise awareness for

"Baby it's cold outside..."

'Looks like the milk depot are doing a promotion on fireworks again.'

"Apathy, mediocrity, flatulence!"

'I was toast, man. He spun and drove down the baseline right for the hoop. Thank goodness for pepper spray.'

My other dog is a Great Dane.

'And this is Mr Blagstock our chief salesman.'

New Year: Peace, Justice, Love