Pepper Spray Possessor Gifts

"Baby it's cold outside..."

Baby on board.

"Fresh pepper?"

"I come here for the pepper."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

Alien attack in the 1950s

"Habanero ..."

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

"Fresh pepper?"

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

"In a strange way, General, we may have brought all this upon ourselves!"

"If you have an emergency, use this pepper spray."

"Fresh-ground pepper? Counselling?"

"Gesundheit."

A graffiti artist is spray painting a graffiti artist, who appears to be spraying the next graffiti artist in an optical illusion.

He's allergic to pepper...

Captain Pointy No.58 - The Ray proof Vest bluff backfired badly

"Some fresh salad with your pepper, sir?"

The entrées were $30 each. The extra $15 is for all that damn fresh pepper you made me grind!

"We ran out of salt for the roads, but we had plenty of pepper..."

'Is it local?'

"I want you to decrease your salt intake and increase your pepper intake."

Restaurant School: Fresh-Ground Pepper 101

Hot chilli...

Banksy

In certain parts of the world, chili-peppers have become a valuable commodity!

'Black pepper, Sir?'

Spray painter.

Hold on

"You forgot to set yours to 'stun', again!"

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