Pepper Spray Possessor Pillows

"Baby it's cold outside..."

"I come here for the pepper."

"Fresh pepper?"

"Fresh pepper spray?"

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

"Habanero ..."

"Fresh pepper?"

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

"In a strange way, General, we may have brought all this upon ourselves!"

"If you have an emergency, use this pepper spray."

"Gesundheit."

A graffiti artist is spray painting a graffiti artist, who appears to be spraying the next graffiti artist in an optical illusion.

He's allergic to pepper...

"Fresh-ground pepper? Counselling?"

"Some fresh salad with your pepper, sir?"

Captain Pointy No.58 - The Ray proof Vest bluff backfired badly

"We ran out of salt for the roads, but we had plenty of pepper..."

The entrées were $30 each. The extra $15 is for all that damn fresh pepper you made me grind!

'Is it local?'

Hot chilli...

Banksy

Restaurant School: Fresh-Ground Pepper 101

In certain parts of the world, chili-peppers have become a valuable commodity!

'Black pepper, Sir?'

"I want you to decrease your salt intake and increase your pepper intake."

Spray painter.

Wishing You A Big Bunny Hug

"You forgot to set yours to 'stun', again!"

Self published