Pepper Protector Pillows

In certain parts of the world, chili-peppers have become a valuable commodity!

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

No Soliciting

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"Don't even think about it."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"I think we have run out of time..."

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

Save the termites.

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

'I'm a guard dog too.'

I've got to monitor all chatter in the cafe to prevent future pastry thefts. I don't know … What if you've got a scone thief for a neighbor, or a friend, or even a family member? Sure, today it's just a scone. But the next attack could be huge – the big one! You don't mean … Hoagie. They're trying to destroy our whole way of life.

'Have you seen little Spotty?'

Bad news...we're running out of ice.

"We used to be cooler."

"Hello? I`d like to report a missing person..."

'You've had enough!'

'Be careful, I hear he kills cats.'

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

Climate change hits Antarctica

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

"Ralphie, no! Not on my Kindle!"

"Can i get a transfer from the porcupine enclosure..?

Antarctic Krill Extinction?

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

'Aha...Hmmmm...tsk, tsk, tsk!'