Pepper Protector Gifts

In certain parts of the world, chili-peppers have become a valuable commodity!

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

No Soliciting

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"Don't even think about it."

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"I think we have run out of time..."

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

Save the termites.

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

'I'm a guard dog too.'

'Have you seen little Spotty?'

"We used to be cooler."

"Can i get a transfer from the porcupine enclosure..?

Antarctic Krill Extinction?

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

'Be careful, I hear he kills cats.'

"Hello? I`d like to report a missing person..."

'You've had enough!'

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

Climate change hits Antarctica

"Ralphie, no! Not on my Kindle!"

"At least we don't have to worry about intruders now we have a dog."

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

'It's great: My Masters are poor, so I don't have anything to guard and they never leave me to go on holidays...'