Pepper Spray Enthusiast Pillows

'I hope you like it. I got the last one. . . Pepper spray. I had to fight off an older couple for it. They went down like a sack of dirt.'

Man using to much bug spray

"Fresh pepper?"

"I come here for the pepper."

"Freshly ground pepper?"

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

"I believe in the carrot-and-stick approach, Dempsey."

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

"Fresh pepper?"

"Habanero ..."

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

'We got here too late. All his fizz is gone!'

I'm giving them Henry V's speech before Agincourt...

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

"I'll run through it again. Hit those keys."

You guys aren't living up to your preseason hype!

"Gesundheit."

A graffiti artist is spray painting a graffiti artist, who appears to be spraying the next graffiti artist in an optical illusion.

He's allergic to pepper...

"Fresh-ground pepper? Counselling?"

'I don't want to mention any names, but one of you isn't giving 100% out there.'

"Way to go, guys! When I gave you that pep talk before the game I didn't actually think you'd score a goal!"

'I just love to watch you get the sales staff fired up, Johnson.'

"We ran out of salt for the roads, but we had plenty of pepper..."

Hiding the salt mill

"C'mon guys—birds gotta fly."

"Some fresh salad with your pepper, sir?"

The entrées were $30 each. The extra $15 is for all that damn fresh pepper you made me grind!

'Is it local?'

Restaurant School: Fresh-Ground Pepper 101

'Black pepper, Sir?'