Pepper Spray Enthusiast Pillows

'I hope you like it. I got the last one. . . Pepper spray. I had to fight off an older couple for it. They went down like a sack of dirt.'

Man using to much bug spray

"Fresh pepper?"

"I come here for the pepper."

"Freshly ground pepper?"

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

"I believe in the carrot-and-stick approach, Dempsey."

"Habanero ..."

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

"Fresh pepper?"

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

'We got here too late. All his fizz is gone!'

I'm giving them Henry V's speech before Agincourt...

A graffiti artist is spray painting a graffiti artist, who appears to be spraying the next graffiti artist in an optical illusion.

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

"Fresh-ground pepper? Counselling?"

You guys aren't living up to your preseason hype!

"I'll run through it again. Hit those keys."

"Gesundheit."

He's allergic to pepper...

'I don't want to mention any names, but one of you isn't giving 100% out there.'

"C'mon guys—birds gotta fly."

"We ran out of salt for the roads, but we had plenty of pepper..."

"Some fresh salad with your pepper, sir?"

'I just love to watch you get the sales staff fired up, Johnson.'

The entrées were $30 each. The extra $15 is for all that damn fresh pepper you made me grind!

Hiding the salt mill

"Way to go, guys! When I gave you that pep talk before the game I didn't actually think you'd score a goal!"

'Is it local?'

Restaurant School: Fresh-Ground Pepper 101

'Black pepper, Sir?'