Spray Collector Gifts

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

Grace For Flies

Shampoo.

'It must be the dead sea.'

Try me/try me/try me...

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Feeling for shells

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Alien attack in the 1950s

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

'Sorry'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

'He's been shot!'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

UP Again: Housing Prices.

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

'Big advantage!!'

"In a strange way, General, we may have brought all this upon ourselves!"

For Sale By Owner

Wash and Go...to hell...

Snail Love.

'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!'

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

Baseballs Golf Balls Spitballs.