Spray Collector Mugs

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

Grace For Flies

Shampoo.

'It must be the dead sea.'

Try me/try me/try me...

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Feeling for shells

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'He's been shot!'

UP Again: Housing Prices.

'Big advantage!!'

"In a strange way, General, we may have brought all this upon ourselves!"

For Sale By Owner

Wash and Go...to hell...

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

Snail Love.

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

Baseballs Golf Balls Spitballs.