Dust Collector Mugs

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

Fluff: Belly Button, Gramophone Needle, Your Life.

Grace For Flies

Cow's straw

Try me/try me/try me...

'It must be the dead sea.'

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Feeling for shells

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'Sorry'

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

'Big advantage!!'

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

Maple syrup and milk collection.

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

Snail Love.

For Sale By Owner

There it is – my dream beach house.

"I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, because it's just collecting dust."

Baseballs Golf Balls Spitballs.

"I don't get it, everyone talks about 'Working from Home' as if it's something new."

Tonight he would be a hermit no more.

"Come on, Baldo...get up. It's twenty to eleven."