Rally Dust Collector Mugs

Rally dust decorating $100 - Hand wash $5

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Used wheels

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

'Universal remote, my eye!'

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

Since the invention of the remote control, the average American man has gained 34 pounds!: 'Where is that thing!?'

'Jack's wife left him for the dustman.'

How farmers get away w/ eating crackers in bed

"You need the exercise, so I bought you a bigger remote."

Hockey cheerleaders.

"Come on, Baldo...get up. It's twenty to eleven."

"It's a Citroen Picasso..."

The traveling Yard Sale.

"He thinks he's located a World War I torpedo boat. What's exciting at your house?"

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

'True, I don't know a lot about art, but junk, I know!'

"So THIS is where all the lost remote controls end up..!"

Car crashed into warning sign

"That's the remote control he's holding. He could never rest in peace without it."

'That's all very well - but just suppose everybody decided to take 'just one bloody miserable bucket of sand'?'

'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'

'Why do rally drivers think they are the only ones on the road?'

'Must you eat without your shirt on? The crumbs falling into your navel are beginning to compost.'

"One day Son all this will be yours."

"I'm getting this irritating little 'tap, tap' sound somewhere behind the dashboard."

"You've probably already guessed, ...I'm the bluebird of sloppiness."

'Huh! There goes Sunday lunch!'