Fly Swatter Collector Gifts

A man is seated as his desk, looking up with a fly swatter in front of him and flies stuck to the front of the desk.

You know, there is an easier way.

Fly spanking

Grace For Flies

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

I can't believe school's starting back up, Ernie! Yeah. What happened to summer?!!! Well, Frank we played baseball, swam in the lake, visited cousins, picnicked in the park, drank lemonade, rode bikes, went to camp, played video games, ate s'mores, learned magic tricks, caught fireflies, hiked long trails, gazed at stars, made ice cream, rode rides at the fair, built sand castles, read scary books, camped in the yard, watched fireworks, ran races, flew kites, grew vegetables, did chores, wate

'Sorry'

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

"Catching butterflies is fun!"

Orchestra

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

"What a BEAUTIFUL creature! - I must gas it, then pin it to a cork board...!"

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

"In a strange way, General, we may have brought all this upon ourselves!"

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

Dog sees venus fly trap catch a fly and copies it...

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

Bees

Land on it ... Land on it ...

'Have fun, but be careful - those things are loaded with nones, keys and loose change.'

No caption (A frog dips a tea bag full of flies into a cup).

Clancy: Thick Flies

'YOU HAVE MADE A POWERFUL ENEMY!'

"Here's one. Swatter or flypaper?"

When butterflies attack!

Frog prince kisses princess and shoots his tongue out of her ear to catch a fly.

"If it's time to leave, just say so."

'Don't worry dear, he's waiting for a fly.'

'Flyweight boxing'

'Oh, sorry Dad!'

Time Flies

"Wait, I just want to kill this fly."

Butter Trap