Cannon Collector Gifts

'Yes, the cannon is loaded, and yes, I would like seconds.'

"Another miss, sir."

"I see Daddy's back from the gun show."

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

"After so many police quit or got sick we had to have a new plan to keep the capitol safe!"

"It's been quite the conversation piece. . . or not."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Bribes for Jabs

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

Alien attack in the 1950s

A Rifle Competition in the North

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

'Stick em up' Kid plays with gun

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

"Hon, where's the butter?"

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

'Big advantage!!'

Baseballs Golf Balls Spitballs.

Jazz Bagpipes

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

Doubling Gloucester Cheeses

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

'It's working! He's coming closer! Make the sound again!'

Mean Sheriff.

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'