Cannon Collectors Gifts

'I can't understand why no one came to our housewarming.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Bribes for Jabs

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

Alien attack in the 1950s

"You know damn well what noise!"

A Rifle Competition in the North

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

'Stick em up' Kid plays with gun

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

'It's working! He's coming closer! Make the sound again!'

Mean Sheriff.

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

Panzer Hut.

Captain Pointy No.58 - The Ray proof Vest bluff backfired badly

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'

Declaration of 3rd French Republic, 1870

'It's what we were afraid of, Virgil. Someone's selling guns to the Indians.'

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

The colonel's daughter, with a gun

Next time I get to choose the weapon first.