Drinking Prosecco Gifts

Prosecco Drinker

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

'A cheeky red?'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Bubbly

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Prosecco Peacock

Thursday is the new Friday

'I should have told you, every Friday senior partners get to do the Prosecco Polonaise.'

'I think we've done it, Igor! This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

Wine Party

"Would you prefer sparkling water, filtered water, tap water or water?"

The singles bar...

"Get with it, darling, Wednesday is the new Friday."

Champagne Cork Lands in Diner's Soup.

"Remember to keep hydrated, tell me when you want more Prosecco."

"I want a wine that's wise but unassuming, and not ashamed of a screw on cap."

Wine and Books Bar.

'What's the house wine?'

"It seems legislation against airbourne Prosecco snatchers is still in the committee stage."

The Joy of Kegs

"This wine has hints of rebellion with a lingering finish of rugged individuality - did you buy this to defy me?"

Unfortunately, Michael's 'wine straw' invention never really caught on.

Alcoholidays.

Dog drinking 'water with a hint of toilet limescale.'

Ever day in this house is a Prosecco day

You're the bubbles in my prosecco!

White Wine Rafting.

'Wine for Left-Handed Women from North Phoenix, Who Wear Glasses and Like Cats? Sorry, we only have from South Phoenix.'

"Prosecco - the bottled beer of sparkling wine."

What, you fellers don't like Chai?