Prosecco Sipper Gifts

Prosecco Peacock

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Pasta

The last song before the party exploded.

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Whine and cheezed party."

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

A very fine vintage

No boyfriend, can't be bothered t-shirt

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

Anton's Bar and Grill

Thursday is the new Friday

'I should have told you, every Friday senior partners get to do the Prosecco Polonaise.'

'Come to order' 'I'll have a burger, hold the mayo, and a large cola.'

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

Lady on left - 'He's a man after my own heart' Lady on right - 'A cardiologist?'

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

Prosecco Drinker

"When I was your age, I was a lot older."

"I can't wait till after the election when everything will be perfect."

"You need a hobby."

"There's no secret formula. I basically just pour scotch over ice."

'A wine list? How prosaic. This is our list of lists: beer, wine, single malt scotch, water, soda, cognac...'

'Don't you have anything larger?'

"I broke it off with him when I realized his love of quinoa was but a sham."

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"

New for Fall