Prognosticator Pillows

"I'll go out on a limb and say time will tell."

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

"Well, there's nowhere to go but up."

Beware of the 4th quarter.

"It will be all your fault."

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

'That is correct on so many levels Jenkins!'

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."

A self-filling prophecy.

'I'm looking for a short synopsis of the future in digital format.'

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

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'Sorry, I don't do financial advice.'

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

"It's seasonal, like the first gritters of Winter and the first cuckoos of Spring...the first pollsters of the election!"

"Johnson's our head of forecasting, he alos works part-time as a successful science fiction writer."

"Any kind of election is getting harder to call these days. . ."

'Good news! The stock market is about to explode upwards on...'

2017 glass half full

'I see things starting to break your way. Your computer will break down. Your car will break down...'

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