"I'll go out on a limb and say time will tell."
Prognosticator Gifts
Searching for something special for a prognosticator? Our collection of clever, humor-infused items captures the essence of their skill at foreseeing the future. Perfect for the insightful or the playful, these gifts bring humor and personality to their predictions.
'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'
"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."
"Well, there's nowhere to go but up."
"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."
The End Is Nigh. . . Told You
Beware of the 4th quarter.
"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."
Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous
"It will be all your fault."
"We have reason to believe there may be some volatility in the fourth quarter."
Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."
"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."
'That is correct on so many levels Jenkins!'
"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."
"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."
"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."
The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard
'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'
Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.
Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.
'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'
"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."
'I'm looking for a short synopsis of the future in digital format.'
A self-filling prophecy.
doom.com
"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."
'Sorry, I don't do financial advice.'
'Took longer than I thought it would.'
'I see things starting to break your way. Your computer will break down. Your car will break down...'
"It's seasonal, like the first gritters of Winter and the first cuckoos of Spring...the first pollsters of the election!"
'Good news! The stock market is about to explode upwards on...'
Reading the future in beard stubble.
"Johnson's our head of forecasting, he alos works part-time as a successful science fiction writer."
A Dow Jones Industrial Average Correction Is Near
Prognosticator Gifts Collection
Prognosticator Mugs
Explore more witty and humorous mugs designed for prognosticators and forecasting enthusiasts.
Prognosticator Pillows
Brighten up their space with a pillow that celebrates their foresight in a fun and stylish way.
Prognosticator Prints
Discover prints that humorously and artfully honor their role as a master predictor and insightful observer.
Prognosticator T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt to showcase their prediction prowess with our humor-filled collection.