"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."
Pancake Prognosticator Gifts
Searching for a creative gift for the pancake prognosticator? Our collection features witty and charming products like mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that honor their unique skill of predicting pancake perfection. Perfect for breakfast lovers with a sense of humor or those who love quirky kitchen fanfare, these items add a playful touch to mornings and make delightful surprises for breakfast enthusiasts.
"Well, there's nowhere to go but up."
Beware of the 4th quarter.
"It will be all your fault."
The End Is Nigh. . . Told You
"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."
Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous
"We have reason to believe there may be some volatility in the fourth quarter."
'That is correct on so many levels Jenkins!'
"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."
'Naughty boy, I see you clawing my curtains.'
The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard
'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'
'I was trying to predict future market trends and the computer blew up!'
Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.
Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.
Fortunately for the pigs, the wolf had stopped at the house of pancakes before he got to their house of straw.
Cost of Terror.
'I'm looking for a short synopsis of the future in digital format.'
"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."
Humble beginnings of the International House of Pancakes
"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."
A self-filling prophecy.
'Sorry, I don't do financial advice.'
2017 glass half full
Doom Gloom.
"It's seasonal, like the first gritters of Winter and the first cuckoos of Spring...the first pollsters of the election!"
"Johnson's our head of forecasting, he alos works part-time as a successful science fiction writer."
"Any kind of election is getting harder to call these days. . ."
'Good news! The stock market is about to explode upwards on...'
Reading the future in beard stubble.
"Do you really want to know?"
'The End is Near' and 'There's No End In Sight.'
"Hurry it up, Solomon Brothers are waiting for my decision"
Doctor delivers sonogram results, which include the baby's sex, his claustrophobia, his taste for trashy women...'
Pancake Prognosticator Gifts Collection
Pancake Prognosticator Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for more playful and humorous pancake prognosticator designs, perfect for brightening up any morning routine.
Pancake Prognosticator Pillows
Browse our pillows for cozy and humorous additions to any breakfast-loving home or kitchen seating area.
Pancake Prognosticator Prints
Visit our prints section to discover more funny and charming artwork celebrating the quirky world of breakfast predictions.
Pancake Prognosticator T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts to find more creative and witty designs that celebrate breakfast prediction mastery.