Pancake Prognosticator Pillows

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"Well, there's nowhere to go but up."

"It will be all your fault."

Beware of the 4th quarter.

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

'That is correct on so many levels Jenkins!'

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

'Naughty boy, I see you clawing my curtains.'

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

'I was trying to predict future market trends and the computer blew up!'

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

Fortunately for the pigs, the wolf had stopped at the house of pancakes before he got to their house of straw.

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."

A self-filling prophecy.

Cost of Terror.

'I'm looking for a short synopsis of the future in digital format.'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

'Sorry, I don't do financial advice.'

"Johnson's our head of forecasting, he alos works part-time as a successful science fiction writer."

"Do you really want to know?"

Reading the future in beard stubble.

2017 glass half full

Doom Gloom.

'Good news! The stock market is about to explode upwards on...'

"Any kind of election is getting harder to call these days. . ."

"It's seasonal, like the first gritters of Winter and the first cuckoos of Spring...the first pollsters of the election!"

'The End is Near' and 'There's No End In Sight.'

"Hurry it up, Solomon Brothers are waiting for my decision"

Doctor delivers sonogram results, which include the baby's sex, his claustrophobia, his taste for trashy women...'

"Having conducted a thorough analysis of the data it appears clear that profits will go either up, or down, unless of course they stay the same."