Purrfect Predictor Pillows

'Naughty boy, I see you clawing my curtains.'

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"It will be all your fault."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

'I was trying to predict future market trends and the computer blew up!'

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

Weather prediction is guesswork.

'Do you think he'll win the second race?'

1000 different economic theories trading cards. Collect them all.

A self-filling prophecy.

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

"I'll be right back."

"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."

'Sorry, I don't do financial advice.'

'We know you have a cat...'

When psychics fight.

Reading the future in beard stubble.

'Don't get your hopes up...the future isn't what it used to be!'

'I see things starting to break your way. Your computer will break down. Your car will break down...'

'The mist is clearing.'

'What's my Dad buying me for my Birthday?'

Economics as Rocket Science

"Any kind of election is getting harder to call these days. . ."

2017 glass half full

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."