Purrfect Predictor Pillows

'Naughty boy, I see you clawing my curtains.'

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"It will be all your fault."

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

'I was trying to predict future market trends and the computer blew up!'

Vikings to the Super bowl.

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

Weather prediction is guesswork.

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

A self-filling prophecy.

1000 different economic theories trading cards. Collect them all.

'Do you think he'll win the second race?'

"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."

"I'll be right back."

'Sorry, I don't do financial advice.'

'We know you have a cat...'

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

'Don't get your hopes up...the future isn't what it used to be!'

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

'I see things starting to break your way. Your computer will break down. Your car will break down...'

'The mist is clearing.'

"Any kind of election is getting harder to call these days. . ."

Economics as Rocket Science

Reading the future in beard stubble.

2017 glass half full

When psychics fight.