Quirky Predictor Pillows

'Some people use woolly worms to predict harsh winters. So what if I take it a step further?'

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

Great British Eccentrics.

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"It will be all your fault."

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

Expressions of mystery.

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

'Naughty boy, I see you clawing my curtains.'

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

'Good book?'

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

'I was trying to predict future market trends and the computer blew up!'

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

"I'll be right back."

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

Gigolo Diary

'Romance-minded clown in hot pursuit of woman'

'A shocking report shows more marriages are ending in divorce than decapitation. Could this be the end of traditional marriage, as we know it? More on that. . .after the break!'

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

Louse and garden...

A self-filling prophecy.