Quirky Predictor Gifts

'Some people use woolly worms to predict harsh winters. So what if I take it a step further?'

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

Great British Eccentrics.

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

"It will be all your fault."

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

Expressions of mystery.

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

'Naughty boy, I see you clawing my curtains.'

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

Ransom Library. Oh, that's just Henry … He's a history buff. Wild West.

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

'Good book?'

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

'I was trying to predict future market trends and the computer blew up!'

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

'I like it.'

'A shocking report shows more marriages are ending in divorce than decapitation. Could this be the end of traditional marriage, as we know it? More on that. . .after the break!'

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

A self-filling prophecy.

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

Louse and garden...

"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."

'Romance-minded clown in hot pursuit of woman'