Quirky Evaluator Gifts

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

"De plane! De plane! De bird! De bird!...."

"We understand each other and respect each other's privacy." "That cat hates me."

"I'd say it's a fungal infection."

Thank you for not asking how my experiment is coming along.

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

Gracie invents a smart spray from her science kit.

Scientist with test tube.

'Oh, wow, you found my science project and it works!'

"The hardest part was teaching him to use the hedge trimmers."

Kid's Lemonade Stand Has A High Pricing Policy

'You say Merezenski did the exact same experiment, but did Merezenski add chocolate syrup at this point?'

Pyramid Garden

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

"With expenses like ingredients, supplies, marketing, packaging, handling and payment processing, a cup of lemonade costs $50."

'If we let this happen, soon we'll be swamped in chain stores.'

"Has it been in your family long?"

'My dad showed me how to make awesome paper airplanes out of corporate bonds.'

Sorry Doc, but once I start pulling on a thread I just can't seem to stop!

"It's not a sexual thing - I just enjoy dressing up in sheep's clothing."

Cave Men - Early Business Failures.